I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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