Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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