you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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