normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
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hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
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Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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