god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
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I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
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this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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