I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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