whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
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No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
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That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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