Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
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I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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