Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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I don't have enough holes for all these australians
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
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I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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