ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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