when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
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Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
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I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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