Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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