Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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