so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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