Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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