you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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