never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
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I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
did i walk over a car last night?
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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