You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
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Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
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Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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