Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Randomize
