Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
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Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
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OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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