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Thanks for last night it was amazing as always

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What are you talking about

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You've got to be kidding me

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(240): Thanks for last night it was amazing as always (703): What are you talking about (240): You've got to be kidding me http://tfl.nu/zj8e

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Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.

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(317): Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother. http://tfl.nu/z8j5

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Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff

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(850): Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff http://tfl.nu/wuol

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Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.

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(630): Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species. http://tfl.nu/4i2r

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just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.

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(843): just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style. http://tfl.nu/ygfi

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i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance

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(336): i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance http://tfl.nu/wpko

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He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.

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(816): He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock. http://tfl.nu/m79f

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I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.

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(909): I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us. http://tfl.nu/99mo

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they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out

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(603): they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out http://tfl.nu/559d

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A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.

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(850): A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween. http://tfl.nu/mp2j

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This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID

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(315): This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID http://tfl.nu/jlhh

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I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.

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(605): I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with. http://tfl.nu/3qb7

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Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.

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(214): Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds. http://tfl.nu/9ird

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he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.

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(307): he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with. http://tfl.nu/pnh0

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I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.

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(310): I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life. http://tfl.nu/0deg

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