it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
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i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Green mimosas i think yes
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
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If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.