Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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