I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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