Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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