so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
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It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
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Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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