I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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