Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
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If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
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Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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