I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
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