We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
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Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
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I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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