just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
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boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
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I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
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