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i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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