this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
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