Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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