I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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