I wanna passion pit in your ass
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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