I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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