Fuck appropriateness.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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