I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Randomize
