just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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