we made out on top of his cat.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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