your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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