Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
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Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
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Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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