Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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