The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
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You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
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Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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