my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
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The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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