Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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