Im at strip club and am horny
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
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can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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