Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
True strength comes from lack of pants
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Randomize
