I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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