do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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