Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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