don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
And then he peed in my hair
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