I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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