I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
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FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
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Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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